Swearing Calendar 2026

£10.99
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  • 2026 SWEARING CALENDAR – Packed with hilarious rude phrases and cheeky humour. A funny calendar 2026 UK edition guaranteed to get a laugh.
  • SECRET SANTA & NOVELTY GIFT – Perfect for office parties, Christmas exchanges, or birthdays. A bold gag gift that doesn’t hold back.
  • A4 TO A3 FORMAT – Compact A4 when closed, expanding to A3 when opened, with a monthly rude slogan above and a spacious date grid below.
  • READY TO HANG – Pre-punched hole makes this funny rude wall calendar 2026 UK edition easy to display.
  • PRINTED IN THE UK – Designed and printed by Giggle Greetings, using responsibly sourced paper and eco-friendly inks. Fully recyclable.
  • SPACE FOR NOTES – Ample room for birthdays, appointments, and reminders. Stay organised with a touch of bad language.
  • ALL NOTABLE UK DATES – Includes public holidays for England, Scotland, Wales & Ireland.
Delivery & Returns

Delivery

At present, we only ship to addresses in mainland UK.

Standard Delivery Rates - 2-4 Business Days

  • £4.00 for orders under £30
  • Free for orders of £30+

Express Delivery Rates - 1-3 Business Days

  • £4.90 for all orders £50
  • £6.50 for order of £50+

Orders must be placed by 3pm for Express delivery

E-Gift Card - Free Shipping

Returns

Should you receive a damaged product or incorrect order, please get in touch with our friendly customer services team who will be happy to help you further and will provide you with a returns label and instructions.